Cheap Bogan Shirt (S-3XL)
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Bogan Definition:
A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously [repugnant] and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and [populate] an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each [new baby]. Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model [Holden] or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the [carby] is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like [spectator] sport enjoyed by most bogans). The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a [shrill] high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females. Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured [plumage] to a prospective mate. Herein lies an [intersting] phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: therealjesstron
- Email: therealjesstron-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cheap Bogan Shirt (S-3XL) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|