Bogan Hoodie

Name: Bogan Hoodie
Brand: therealjesstron
Price: 18.97 GBP
Availability: InStock

£18.97

Jess only makes $1 on this shirt so that everyone is able to afford. Love you guys!!

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously [repugnant] and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and [populate] an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each [new baby]. Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model [Holden] or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the [carby] is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like [spectator] sport enjoyed by most bogans). The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a [shrill] high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females. Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured [plumage] to a prospective mate. Herein lies an [intersting] phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

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50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Bogan Hoodie Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	27	20	33 ¹/₂
M	28	22	34 ¹/₂
L	29	24	35 ¹/₂
XL	30	26	36 ¹/₂
2XL	31	28	37 ¹/₂
3XL	32	30	38 ¹/₂
4XL	33	32	39 ¹/₂
5XL	34	34	40 ¹/₂

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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